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Crunchy — the granola sense. Vermont says it about itself with a straight face.

Keep Portland Weird, abbreviated down to what fits.

Rock Hall — the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame, in Cleveland.

No sales tax in Delaware. Half of Pennsylvania drives down for a mattress.

"Good game, no rematch." Gamer plate, and a rude one.

It's not a bug, it's a feature. Bay Area plate, so it's practically a business card.

Family — and the wider kind, not just the people in the car.

A stone figure that tells you someone was here and which way to go.

A study actually found Kansas is flatter than a pancake. They own it now.

Colorado's fifty-eight peaks over fourteen thousand feet. Bagging them is the hobby.

Jackalope. Half jackrabbit, half antelope, entirely invented, and there's a statue of one.

Green Gables — Anne of Green Gables is set on PEI, and it is most of the island's tourism.

Derry is the town Stephen King keeps putting people in. Maine plate, so it's a local joke and a threat.

Not a casserole. Say casserole in Minnesota and see what happens.

Jersey people give directions by turnpike exit. Exit 9 is New Brunswick.

The mosquito. Manitoba's unofficial provincial bird, by size and by attitude.

Uff da — the Norwegian noise Minnesotans make when something is a bit much.

Superman was invented by two kids in Cleveland, so Ohio has a real claim to this.

"We're not in Kansas anymore" — except they are, so it's NOT IN OZ.

Ctrl-Alt — the delete is implied, and you're the one following it.

Midnight sun. In Fairbanks in June it never really gets dark, so the plate is just a weather report.

Don't Mess With Texas — which started as an anti-littering campaign, not a threat.

The winter roads north of Yellowknife — frozen lake, plowed, signed, and only there for ten weeks.

Snowbird — down from Minnesota in October, gone again by May.

Spider-Man. Webhead is what the rest of the Marvel books call him, and he's a Queens kid.

Country Roads. Everyone in the state sings it and nobody has ever been asked to.

Screech — the rum, and the ceremony where you kiss a cod to become an honorary Newfoundlander.

Working impersonator. The jumpsuit was hanging in the back seat.

Fus Ro Dah, the Skyrim shout — and Bethesda is a Maryland studio in a Maryland town.

Big moose. On a truck with a bumper that has clearly met one.

Statehood for DC. The standard plate already says taxation without representation.

Richardson's ground squirrel, technically. Nobody in the province calls it that.

Pork roll. Which half the state calls Taylor ham, and that argument has no end.

This person is obviously a Lego Nerd

Excuse moi. Say it out loud and it's just French.

Oh my god, bacon.