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Took me a second and then it was obvious.

Banjo starts playing when it drives past.

Stampede. Ten days a year this plate is unbeatable.

He knows. He absolutely knows.

Every hospital car park has three of these.

Rude! Love it.

The truth is out there, six characters at a time.

Nurse life. Bought at the end of a twelve-hour shift, guaranteed.

Owning the headline is the only correct response.

"But it's a dry heat" is what people say right before they tell you it was 118.

Roof rack, dog, and a 5am start. Checks out.

Seven slots exactly, which is all Michigan gives you.

Yahoo.

Saw this one three cars deep at a drive-thru in Tuscaloosa. Felt like a password.

Detroit plate, Detroit road, Detroit record. All three at once.

The tree that stopped cannonballs. Real story, apparently.

Nova Scotia's most famous boat, by some distance.

Corn gets the press. Beans pay the mortgage.

Nebraska heard what you called it and put it on the car.

The state motto is already printed on the plate, so this is saying it twice.

Proud, and not hiding it.

Also just fishing for compliments. Works on both readings.

The slogan was borrowed from Austin, which is the least weird thing about it.

There have to be a thousand of these in one state.

Whiteout in the car park before the game.

A river runs through the whole state, so fair enough.

Accurate for about four hundred miles in every direction.

A fighting chicken is a bold thing to build an identity on.

Roll, hot, butter. No mayonnaise. This is not a debate.

In DC that's just your job title on a car.

Rocky Mountain high. Mum sang it the entire drive.

I've seen a hundred variations of this and this is the tidiest.

Eight months a year, at least.

Short, and it doesn't need to be longer.

Yellowknife gets the lights most clear nights. Not a brag, just true.

1993. Somebody had to say it.

778 kids will never understand.

Four kids, three of them in travel ball. She's earned the plate.

Every carpool line in the state has one of these.

Deep dish. The plate has a stance.

Northern, and meant as where home is rather than where it's cold.

Strongest state slogan on this site, honestly.

Woo pig. That's the whole comment.

Spelled the way it's said, which is the whole point.

Bold to say it out loud.

On the flag, on the plate, on about a third of the tattoos.

Habs forever. Twenty-four cups and a very long wait since the last one.

Depends entirely on who's reading it.

Norfolk. Say no more.

Riding the tram to the top is stranger than anyone warns you.

Subaru, compost bin visible in the back. The plate was almost unnecessary.

Both. It's both.

That's the joke, and the state gave them cover for it.

Block heater cord hanging out the grille all year round.

Second weekend. It isn't close.

Reads like it stops mid-sentence. That's the joke.

The Show Me State, allegedly.

Fitting, given the subject matter.

Everyone in the car sang it. Every single one.

Clear about what it's saying.

Every Kansas driver has heard that line eight thousand times. This is the comeback.

Ohio would like a word.

Skamania County made it illegal to shoot one. That ordinance is real.

Correct city for it, too. Nobody else gets to use this one.

Stick figures across the whole back window, and one for the dog.

"What exit?" is a real question there.

Uses all eight slots. Chicago doesn't compromise.

Winnipeg runs fogging trucks. It's a municipal service.

Assumed it was a train thing. Nope, correctly spelled.

If there's a red balloon tied to the antenna, run.

Red braids on the frame would finish it off.

Mom's spaghetti.

Redmond plate if I ever saw one.

Reclaiming the insult. Respect.

Vermont's whole economy in seven characters.

Half the plates in that state are that one park.

Long Island Sound in a nutshell.

Still nobody outside the state can say where the word came from.

The car was a fifteen-year-old Civic with a roof box.

The 1 is doing a lot of work there.

No riddle here. Some people just like their boat.

Saw six of these in one parking deck in Athens.

Peaceful, honestly.

Klondike. The whole territory still runs on that one story.

Driving through it is longer than you expect and darker than you expect.

Between the hedges. You hear it before you read it.

It also stains socks. Permanently. Ask me how I know.

Albuquerque has not stopped being about this show and I doubt it will.

Wall Drug sells the postcards. I own several.

Needs PISSAH on the frame to be complete.

A shack, a hole, a heater, and eight hours of silence. That's the hobby.

Number one maple, and they would fight you on it.

This one didn't. That's the flex.

Thank you, thank you very much.

Most political plate on this site and it isn't close.

Sea of red, every home Saturday, win or lose.

My grandma says this every time she stands up.

Ontario allows no spaces or dashes, so THE 6IX was never an option.

Nevada plate, so this is either poker or a life philosophy.

Highest tides in the world, lowest character count.