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Oh my god, bacon.

Excuse moi. Say it out loud and it's just French.

This person is obviously a Lego Nerd

Pork roll. Which half the state calls Taylor ham, and that argument has no end.

Richardson's ground squirrel, technically. Nobody in the province calls it that.

Statehood for DC. The standard plate already says taxation without representation.

Big moose. On a truck with a bumper that has clearly met one.

Fus Ro Dah, the Skyrim shout — and Bethesda is a Maryland studio in a Maryland town.

Working impersonator. The jumpsuit was hanging in the back seat.

Screech — the rum, and the ceremony where you kiss a cod to become an honorary Newfoundlander.

Country Roads. Everyone in the state sings it and nobody has ever been asked to.

Spider-Man. Webhead is what the rest of the Marvel books call him, and he's a Queens kid.

Snowbird — down from Minnesota in October, gone again by May.

The winter roads north of Yellowknife — frozen lake, plowed, signed, and only there for ten weeks.

Don't Mess With Texas — which started as an anti-littering campaign, not a threat.

Midnight sun. In Fairbanks in June it never really gets dark, so the plate is just a weather report.

Ctrl-Alt — the delete is implied, and you're the one following it.

"We're not in Kansas anymore" — except they are, so it's NOT IN OZ.

Superman was invented by two kids in Cleveland, so Ohio has a real claim to this.

Uff da — the Norwegian noise Minnesotans make when something is a bit much.

The mosquito. Manitoba's unofficial provincial bird, by size and by attitude.

Jersey people give directions by turnpike exit. Exit 9 is New Brunswick.

Not a casserole. Say casserole in Minnesota and see what happens.

Derry is the town Stephen King keeps putting people in. Maine plate, so it's a local joke and a threat.

Green Gables — Anne of Green Gables is set on PEI, and it is most of the island's tourism.

Jackalope. Half jackrabbit, half antelope, entirely invented, and there's a statue of one.

Colorado's fifty-eight peaks over fourteen thousand feet. Bagging them is the hobby.

A study actually found Kansas is flatter than a pancake. They own it now.

A stone figure that tells you someone was here and which way to go.

Family — and the wider kind, not just the people in the car.

It's not a bug, it's a feature. Bay Area plate, so it's practically a business card.

"Good game, no rematch." Gamer plate, and a rude one.

No sales tax in Delaware. Half of Pennsylvania drives down for a mattress.

Rock Hall — the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame, in Cleveland.

Keep Portland Weird, abbreviated down to what fits.

Crunchy — the granola sense. Vermont says it about itself with a straight face.