greenjimmy

There was absolutely a dog in the back seat.

Colorado plate, mud on the bumper, checks out.

No state on the plate is half the fun.

The dairy farm angle makes this so much better.

Saw this one in the school pickup line for years. Good to see it here.

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There are enough of them in Vegas that ELVIS2 through 9 are probably taken.

Great vibe. Cut me off on the 405 with it, too.

North Jersey says Taylor ham. This plate has taken a side.

Mostly lose lately, and the plate stays on.

Drove I-80 across it once. The plate undersells it.

Granite State. Also roughly the personality.

Iowa summed itself up and went home.

Beautiful thing to put on a car.

Fewer people than any other state and it shows on every highway.

Stay off the black rocks. Every year somebody doesn't.

Raincoast. It's not a complaint, it's an address.

Apologising for the tailgating in advance.

Rider Nation. Watermelon helmet sold separately.

Seen the same idea in three other states. Montana wears it best.

Truck had the auger still in the bed in April.

Two minutes in May and a whole year of hats.

Two meanings, six letters. That's the good stuff.

Sincere, and there are ten thousand of them.

Corn fed. It's a compliment where I'm from.

Best plate on the site. I don't make the rules.

Both national words in one plate.

People chip them into gin. That part is not a tourist board invention.

Green everywhere, all season long.

I want to believe this is on a truck.

No translation needed anywhere on earth.

The vibe was, in fact, not great.

Every rental car on Maui should be issued this.

Great Salt Lake. Also a decent rating for salt.

New Hampshire doesn't do subtle.

Fighting words in about four other cities.

Cracked bell, uncracked idea.

Gainer the Gopher has been the football mascot since the seventies.

And fair enough, honestly.

I'd have guessed it was about potatoes. It's always potatoes.

Spotter antenna on the roof. This is not a film reference, it's a job.

Locals only.

The Old Man fell off the mountain in 2003 and they kept the name anyway.

Old Bay adjacent.

Somebody's whole personality is one weekend in May.

True North. Loud plate.

There is a cat sitting on this car somewhere.

Denver had barely been to West Virginia when he wrote it. Doesn't matter.

Gold rush of 1898, still going on the highway.

I have kissed the cod. Worth it.

Oregon plate calling itself out before you can.

Worn as a badge, clearly.

There's a plaque at the house on Kimberly Avenue.

On a pickup with a co-op sticker. That's a job, not a joke.

Got spud. Idaho in seven characters.

Wish the lake were doing better.

Counted nine. Nine stick figures.

Curds, gravy, correct.

Fort Bragg is right there, so there are a lot of these.

The entire reason they moved, on seven characters.

Spent a whole weekend there and came home with a nice rock.

Thank you, in the nicest possible place to say it.

Suburban with a stylist's decal in the window. It's a business plate.

Yellowstone, squeezed into seven.

Philadelphia. You don't need to explain this one anywhere in the state.

We all know what the beads are for.

Took me a second — I read it as a flight number.

Out of context it's a bold plate to drive to work.

Every second truck in Fort McMurray could run this plate.

The higher the hair, the closer to God. Heard it in Dallas, believed it immediately.

The dent is the punchline.

Bacon egg and cheese energy.

No riddle, just someone telling you they're grateful at a red light.

Tater tots on top or it doesn't count.

Speed limits are low so the wake under the ice doesn't crack it. Genuinely.

She put a library in every county. The plate is the least she's owed.

The polar bear plate shape does most of the talking anyway.

I assumed hogs, and it turned out to be hogs.

Everyone quotes the movie. The word is older than the movie.

Believer, or just likes the truck decal? The plate doesn't say.

Genuinely one of the great pieces of trivia.

Best plate here for the view it comes with.

Counter-plate idea: 0HRSUN, December.

Says it plainly. Nothing to solve here.

Ask them about hurricane season.

There is a foam hat in that boot right now.

Wicked. That's it, that's the plate.

Half my neighbourhood disappears on the same weekend every year.

This person has a truck, a dog, and priorities.

Cheesehead, worn proudly.

Bourbon Street energy on a Tuesday morning commute.

Bakken money. Half the trucks in Williston have out-of-state plates.

Worn as a badge. Around Kendall Square it basically is one.

There is only one way to read this and it has an accent.

Ship it.

My uncle has said that exact sentence every summer of my life.

There's a tour bus. There's merchandise. Now there's a plate.

Highest tides in the world, lowest character count.

Nevada plate, so this is either poker or a life philosophy.